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Some mean spirited soul has reported me to Kraft. Velveeta will be replaced by government cheese as of 2/1/06 and may result in the discontinuation of several blends. More news as it becomes available...

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myskat
Jan. 21st, 2006 04:46 am (UTC)
UM HUH?
kebechet
Jan. 21st, 2006 04:58 am (UTC)
Totally silly joke from a reply I made in my previous post. ;)
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cricketshay
Jan. 21st, 2006 05:02 am (UTC)
*giggles*
ayelienne
Jan. 21st, 2006 05:08 am (UTC)
Noo! Not Blood Kiss...oh wait, that's vetiver...
lurid_dreaming
Jan. 21st, 2006 05:25 am (UTC)
oh goddamnit, the velveeta moon was me.

Fuckin' LJ log in....
lurid_dreaming
Jan. 21st, 2006 05:28 am (UTC)
nm. I'm a smart girl. Truly.
lurid_dreaming
Jan. 21st, 2006 05:28 am (UTC)
Damn, and here I was all geared up to order to "VelveetaCheese Moon".... we won't even discuss my dashed hopes pertaining "Limburg".


Truly, I think I shall go and bemoan my great misfortune at not being able to obtain these blends.


You're killing me Beth.






;)

blackrayne
Jan. 21st, 2006 05:35 am (UTC)
Noooooooooooo!!!
*runs off to buy every last bottle of BPAL with Velveeta in it*
atalantapendrag
Jan. 21st, 2006 06:05 am (UTC)
*sporfle*
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kebechet
Jan. 21st, 2006 07:10 am (UTC)
Woman, how did you know Moldy Snatch was going into your care package?

>=)
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ragdoll
Jan. 21st, 2006 07:15 am (UTC)
They've killed your plans for the entire Fromagery line!!! Those Bastards!
theodicy
Jan. 21st, 2006 08:14 am (UTC)
See, I'm so brain-fried and humorless that I actually thought, "Wow, if anybody could make Velveeta into a potent, intoxicating scent, it would be Beth."

Heh. Clearly I need to go lie down. Hold this baby for me, willya? Thanks.
pkwench
Jan. 21st, 2006 08:58 am (UTC)
Hmm. I'm torn. I mean, are we talking government American cheese or government cheddar? It all really plays a part in how I feel about this mean spirited and sudden change in cheese. Or, dare I say, cheese food to cheese. On the one hand, many people as poor as myself have taught me how to make a mean cheeseball with government cheese (not the American, athankya, and, okay, so it was more of a cheese blob, but still). But Velveeta is so handy for stupidproof macaroni.

However will I cope with this now?

Fuck. Guess I'll just have to start an internet slam campaign against your cheesefood and cheese, damn you. Now, if I was a logical person and your cheese no longer pleased me, I could just stop buying your cheese as there are other cheese vendors to be found, but I think what I'm supposed to do is react poorly to some unnamed personal affront from you and your damned cheese and then stomp around like an errant Ferengi three year old, declaring your cheese to be the worst of all cheeses. And, then, of course, get into the cheese business myself or help out my buddies in their Ferengi cheese endeavors using the entire debacle as a way to prove that 1-I can really sell cheese, 2-I’m a way cooler kid than you, and, finally, that I am, of course, in no way in need of any sort of psycho/social counseling because surely no well adjusted individual with a healthy view and love for themselves would need to so constantly work to undermine others in similar areas of cheese sales. That might indicate that there are some kind of self-worth issues. Pah, to that. You will fear my cheese one day. Fear it!

The problem with all of this of course is not the cheese. It's the Ferengi thing. The ear fetish always disturbed me. *twitch*

And this bit of nonsense has been brought to you by the "what the fuck, man?" division of the Wench Geek Alliance.

May all of your cheese go platinum and may people just learn someday to, uh, buy other shit if they don’t like yours and, gee, I dunno, find other forums to hang on if they don’t like the Bpal forums. But, since both concepts are on par with rocket science, we’re probably fucked on that one. I mean, I’m even kind of an asshole and I still don’t get why it seems some people have to go apeshit when they don’t want to buy Bpal any more.

Weird.
glitterninja
Jan. 21st, 2006 11:06 am (UTC)
LOL! I'm sorry, but "May all of your cheese go platinum" just rocks! I may make that my new email sig line.
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blue_star_risin
Jan. 21st, 2006 03:34 pm (UTC)
Hate to say it but I'd totally buy Moldy Snatch, Creamy Cunt and Yoni too.

I'd also buy, in the Japanese motiff;

Manko, Yariman, Hako, Fela, Manzuri, Paizuri, Oshaburi, Kunni, Mammae, Chinkasu, and Gansha Suru.

I'm easy. :)
ivyandpeony
Jan. 21st, 2006 06:28 pm (UTC)
I'm so over the cheese blends anyway. Now, if your motor oil suppliers start playing games with you, I WILL be screwed!
blooddrop
Jan. 21st, 2006 07:12 pm (UTC)
...thus spake the Snark Queen and so it was.

p.s. Hey lady, did you guys ever get the fudge packie???
kebechet
Jan. 21st, 2006 11:00 pm (UTC)
I did, sweetheart! And it caused something like a riot in the Lab. =D I almost punched a certain Labbie over the marshmallow ones. HEH! My computer at home isn't maintaining cookies right now, so I'm having a little trouble with missives. Glad you poked me here!
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shelldoo
Jan. 21st, 2006 11:35 pm (UTC)
damn, how am i going to live in a van down by the river with out my gov. cheese. *sigh*

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