years ago the heavily pierced Ex & I sauntered through a metal detector at Melbourne airport before a routine flight to sydney to see family & we didn't set them off, we still got the now routine rundown with hand helds & they went nuts on both of us beeping like mad. The guys looked at us & said "got any small change, belt buckles etc.. that may set this off?" (very casually mind) we exchanged a cheeky smirk & said "um, we're both um, pierced, that could be it" "Oh Cool! Where?!" was the response - well, run that thing over again & guess... much hilarity ensued at my beeping chest & his beeping bloody everythings & the obligatory "shit that must've hurt like all buggery!" comments that tend to go with it...
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Just, dude, WTF?
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years ago the heavily pierced Ex & I sauntered through a metal detector at Melbourne airport before a routine flight to sydney to see family & we didn't set them off, we still got the now routine rundown with hand helds & they went nuts on both of us beeping like mad. The guys looked at us & said "got any small change, belt buckles etc.. that may set this off?" (very casually mind) we exchanged a cheeky smirk & said "um, we're both um, pierced, that could be it" "Oh Cool! Where?!" was the response - well, run that thing over again & guess... much hilarity ensued at my beeping chest & his beeping bloody everythings & the obligatory "shit that must've hurt like all buggery!" comments that tend to go with it...
(but seriously folks, that story just makes me go WTF??)