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Jun. 7th, 2008 01:39 am (UTC)
Oh fuck her. I see a woman bragging so staunchly about her sexual prowess and my first thought is she's one of those women who have a signature "trick" they do, the same trick, and they think it makes them a lioness.
Jun. 7th, 2008 05:47 pm (UTC)
*nothin' up my sleeve!*

*pulls a rabbit out of her hat!*
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Jun. 7th, 2008 05:46 pm (UTC)
Jun. 7th, 2008 02:06 am (UTC)
I disagree with bag o bones kate.

There are people who are fabulous cooks & phenomenal lovers - we're called Italians.

& the reason we're so good is you approach life & sex as you do food, live it, love it savour it & enjoy it! It's all about passion. I can't fathom dividing food & sex as two categories - for an Italian they're the same - they are both integeral to a good life & enjoyment.

Oh & I agree on the signature trick comment... y'know there's a word for women who are dispassionate about food/sex (remember they're linked in the Meditteraenean brain) but have a few 'tricks' to satisfy their man...they're called hookers.

& last I checked you can call out for them :)

Jun. 7th, 2008 05:46 pm (UTC)
... and this is one of the many, many reasons why I love you. ;)
Jun. 7th, 2008 05:20 am (UTC)
She just made herself sound really stoopid.

Why yes, yes I am very profound tonight. (sarcasm)
Jun. 7th, 2008 05:47 pm (UTC)
She certainly did.
Jun. 7th, 2008 06:48 pm (UTC)
Pfft. I thought she was attempting self-depreciating humor (about how bad she is at cooking) and was pretty funny. "I stink at this, but I'm pretty good in bed, so I'll oder in the food." Come on. It might not be ~the best joke ever~ but you can't be on all the time.

Unless you're Kate Beckinsdale in bed.
Jun. 7th, 2008 07:37 am (UTC)
That's okay. Imagine how I feel. I don't even know what the heck a nozzle is.

She's silly. Don't play with her.
Jun. 7th, 2008 05:47 pm (UTC)
*snort!* XD
Jun. 7th, 2008 09:47 am (UTC)
I'm a bit amused by the juxtoposition of one of the headlines in the 'Related Stories' box: "Kate fed up being sex-bomb". Um...
Jun. 7th, 2008 05:45 pm (UTC)
I completely misread that as "Kate fed up with sex box".

I think I need sleep...
Jun. 8th, 2008 02:28 pm (UTC)

& that is one of the many reasons I love you!

& Now I want to buy a sex box...
Jun. 7th, 2008 04:17 pm (UTC)
I don't know - I sort of feel sorry for her. I mean, her relationship functions in terms of a transaction, and she's looking at "holding up her end of the deal" - that never does much for your sense of self. :\ The way I see it, she shouldn't have to examine her performance in the kitchen or bedroom.
Jun. 7th, 2008 05:25 pm (UTC)
I would agree with you completely if I thought for one moment that this was anything other than simple braggadocio. While her comments may be evidence of some insecurities, it certainly isn't portrayed in a way that elicits any compassion from me.

Then again, I'm extremely hormonal. ;)
Jun. 7th, 2008 05:37 pm (UTC)
"it certainly isn't portrayed in a way that elicits any compassion from me."

Lol - precisely why I don't read The Sun! Heh.

Plus, I am feeling sort of cranky re: gender roles and expectations these days. The implication that her husband will "order in" if she doesn't "put out" just gets my back up. :p Grr. Argh.
Jun. 7th, 2008 05:45 pm (UTC)
She obviously doesn't live in my house! LOL!!
Jun. 7th, 2008 08:10 pm (UTC)
Wow. My eyebrows just made a run for my hairline. She's joking. Right?
Jun. 7th, 2008 11:47 pm (UTC)
Dear Kate Beckinsdale,

I've seen Underworld 2. There's no way you (or Scott Speedman) are ever going to convince me that you're awesome when it comes to sex.

No love,

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