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Nov. 23rd, 2008

Dear universe:

Please give me enough free time to get a facial, a salt scrub, and a massage. I look and feel like pewp.

Please do not fulfill this request in a creepy Monkey's Paw / Faustian sort of way. I'm hip to your tricks.

Thank you for your prompt attention to this matter.

- Beth


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Nov. 24th, 2008 06:37 am (UTC)
Dear Universe:

She deserves it, she does.

Nov. 24th, 2008 07:13 am (UTC)
Damn, that sounds nice. I would cry with happiness for something like that.

Dear Universe:
Give it to Beth, no tricks.
Nov. 24th, 2008 12:31 pm (UTC)
Dear Universe:

I love you, you know that.

Now behave, dammit. Just, like, for a week.

Nov. 24th, 2008 05:51 pm (UTC)
I laughed and laughed.
Then I cried a bit because that sounds very nice.

Hope you get what you want in the way you want it and that being wise doesn't mean you get wised up. :)

Big hugs!
Nov. 25th, 2008 11:03 am (UTC)
i have previous experience in sitting on babies, should you ever need a "sanity day" away
Nov. 26th, 2008 06:07 am (UTC)
you and puddin should come up here for a visit. Send him to football while you and I go to Korean spa. Let husband-who-suddenly-decided-we-need-to-get-working-on-kids babysit :)

Or better yet, send Puddin, DH and the wee one to the football game.
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