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Plucked from a client's signature file.

Had to share:

You can lead a horticulture, but you can't make her think.
Dorothy Parker

It made me snarf!


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Jan. 7th, 2004 01:37 am (UTC)
that's a bit like- "how do you make a hormone? - Kick her in the crotch" :)

That's one of my dad's a bit like "how do you make a cat go 'woof'? - Douse it in petrol then light a match & "woof!"!"

Bad jokes are funny
Jan. 7th, 2004 11:07 am (UTC)
Another favorite Dorothy Parker line... "If all the sweet young things at the Yale prom were laid end to end, I wouldn't be a bit surprised."
Jan. 7th, 2004 03:32 pm (UTC)
How odd!
I was just checking out a bunch of her quotes yesterday! She was all quickness with the wit-ness ;)

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